The One With Chris Rock (Part 1)

Chris Rock.
Chris Rock is one of the funniest comedian who ever lived. He was ranked 5th on the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time list by Comedy Central in 2004. You may not know him by his name but I'm sure you have seen his face and heard his high-pitched voice. If you still do not know who I'm talking about then shame on you.

Although he didn't have much great movies under his belt but his stand-ups are so good that they made Russell Peters' looked like kindergarten. Here are some videos from YouTube that can justify my statement there. They are a little vulgar but who cares.

Platonic Friends
Now before you watch this video, you should know what platonic friends means.
platonic - purely spiritual; free from sensual desire, esp. in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex. (from Dictionary.com)
In this video, he talked about how men do not have platonic friends when women have plenty.

"...I made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the Friend Zone. Oh No!"
How many of you guys out there have experienced the same thing? Haha...I'll be the first to put my hands up.

Toss The Salad
In this video, he talked about how in prison they make a new inmates toss their salad. I know most of you would not know what tossing a salad meant.
Tossing a salad - to lick or eat out from another person's ass. (from UrbanDictionary.com)
That's right. You heard me. It's disgusting but that is what that is happening in prison. It's even worse than sucking another man's dick.

"Hey Jimmy, you got a D. You know what you gotta do."
"NOOoooOooo....noooooooooo....i don't wanna toss the salad...I will read...i will learn to readdd..."
I'm telling you if they implement this in school, everyone will score straight A's.

The HBO special on "Toss The Salad" Chris Rock mentioned in his stand-up.

Chris Rock? Chris rocks!